It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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