i can't believe i had my finger in that
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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