Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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