do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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