Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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