You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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