with your own penis?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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