oh god the rape fog is back!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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