My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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