If that was your dad, he is hot
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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