ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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