I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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