he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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