it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
How naked do you want me to be?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
