Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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