I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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