she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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