did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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