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i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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