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Duck Duck Cougar?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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