thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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