i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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