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the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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