We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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