Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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