I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
please don't ironically join a cult
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