My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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