I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
40s are totally the cure
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
