she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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