I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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