Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There r osticjed everywhere
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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