Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
These tits shall not be calmed
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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