if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
being pregnant is like rehab
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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