We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
When are your genitals available?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
