When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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