Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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