is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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