DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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