Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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