just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The struggles of a small town man whore
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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