After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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