she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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