Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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