It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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