that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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