Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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