super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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