Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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