Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
soo... how was my night?
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