Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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