So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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