My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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